I have it on good authority from insiders at the Pentagon, that the reason the armed services were so afraid of allowing gays to serve openly in the military for so long was the fear that in only a matter of time there would be soldiers fighting naked wearing only divine feathered helmets.
Upon further study the Pentagon has decided that this would be a good tactic in hand to hand combat, because nothing scares a straight dude more than seeing the combination of a penis and a feathered head dress advancing rapidly in their direction... outside of France that is.
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